I'm looking for a wife! (seriously!)

Okay, so I'm looking for a wife. Where is the best place to find her? I'm rather stumped when it comes to this question. I'm not looking for just any woman that wants to get married mind you... I want a good wife! :) And I define 'a good wife' to one that will work with me to make our marriage good. She's loyal, honest and dependable. Lets not forget attractive, funny, and down to earth. And she takes the marriage vows seriously (doesn't have like 3 divorces behind her, all she initiated). Little things like 'division of household labor' etc, we can work out, but of course this lady must be willing and able to sit down with me and discuss issues, willing to compromise, etc. to accomplish this.

I know people will say "they're all around you", but that's no help... so are the 'bad' ones. All of my previous GFs (which I call 'bad') I met just by chance like at work or setup by a friend, one even while visiting my grandmother at a rest home. And I define 'bad' as like my last few girlfriends; one bipolar but wouldn't listen to the psychiatrist or take meds, one borderline who wouldn't take her meds, one who was committed to a mental hospital for cutting on herself, one committed for attempted suicide. And NONE of these women were acting nuts or had "I'm Crazy" buttons on their blouses. They all 'seemed' normal, till I got in a relationship with them lol.

Anyways, If I target one characteristic, like 'fun', (like a club). I find 'fun' ones who totally lack most of the other qualities.

So I'm just at a loss... Where are the good women at?