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Jokes, Polls & Anything Else / 5 minutes ago Back To Top

Unreciprocated...song by Valeri Meladze & Nastya Prihodko

<Translated>
You stand, and I'm running in one place
I cant make that first step
I dont match the colour of the black bride
Your eyes are like the blade of a knife -
Pierce me slowly

I'm too weak to tear myself away from you
And my soul does not live with you,
Don't switch the crosses to x'es -
You still get the same at the end
Incompatible...

My loneliness is unreciprocated
unreciprocated...
At nights, the wind torments me.

It won't subside and won't take away at dawn
My unreciprocated loneliness...

The strings must be cut sharply,
our paths are full of weeds.
The world is big, but you see - there is not enough space for two.
We can not share it.

Erase me, delete!!!

My loneliness is unreciprocated
unreciprocated...
At nights, the wind torments me.

It won't subside and won't take away at dawn
My unreciprocated loneliness...

My loneliness is unreciprocated
unreciprocated...
At nights, the wind torments me.

It won't subside and won't take away at dawn
My unreciprocated loneliness...

My loneliness is unreciprocated
unreciprocated...
At nights, the wind torments me.

It won't subside and won't take away at dawn
Unreciprocated...


ever feel that way....???

- Asked by pizzatroll, A Mr. Nice Guy, Male, 36-45, Science / Engineering
Jokes, Polls & Anything Else / 10 minutes ago Back To Top

Beisdes your purse/billfold or cellphone, what is the one item you can't leave home without?

- Asked by gumboyaya, A Career Woman, Female, 36-45, Law Enforcement
Jokes, Polls & Anything Else / 30 minutes ago Back To Top

It's no fun being sick.

The word "influenza" comes from the Italian influentia because people used to believe that the influence of the planets, stars, and moon caused the flu-for only such universal influence could explain such sudden and widespread sickness.

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The single deadliest flu pandemic in history was the Spanish flu pandemic during 1918-1919. Occurring in the three waves of increasing lethality, the Spanish flu killed more people
in 24 weeks than AIDS did in 24 years. It also killed more people in one year than smallpox or the Black Plague did in 50 years.

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Flu viruses can live up to 48 hours on hard, nonporous surfaces such as stainless steel and up to 12 hours on cloth and tissues. They can remain infectious for about one week at human body temperature, over 30 days at freezing temperatures, and indefinitely at temperatures
below freezing.

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Air travel has significantly increased the speed with which diseases can spread. Most of the world's great cities are now within a few hours of each other. As SARS showed, a virus that is in Hong Kong one day can be carried to any point in Southeast Asia within three or four hours, to
Europe in 12 hours, and to North America in 18 hours. Nearly 1.5 billion passengers travel by air every year.

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Some historians blame President Woodrow Wilson's (1856-1924) lingering case of the Spanish flu as the reason he unexpectedly caved into stringent French demands for the harsh peace terms that decimated Germany which, in turn, led to the rise of Adolf Hitler and WWII (1939-1945).

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Thomas Francis and Jonas Salk (who later developed the polio vaccine) developed the first flu vaccine in 1944. These early vaccines often contained impurities that produced fever, headaches, and other side effects. The flu vaccine in its various forms has been used for over 60 years and over 90 million Americans get a flu shot each year.

- Asked by oldman52, A Mr. Nice Guy, Male, 56-65, Sydney, Retired
Jokes, Polls & Anything Else / 1 hour ago Back To Top

Three Short Jokes...

The chef at a family-run restaurant had broken her leg and came into our insurance office to file a disability claim.
As I scanned the claim form, I did a double take. Under "Reason unable to work," she wrote: "Can't stand to cook."

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"Mattel is releasing a new "Teacher" Barbie next week. Apparently, it's just like Malibu Barbie--only she can't afford the Corvette." -Stephanie Miller

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"The baby is great. My wife and I have just started potty training. Which I think is important, because when we want to potty-train the baby we should set a good example."
--Howie Mandel

- Asked by oldman52, A Mr. Nice Guy, Male, 56-65, Sydney, Retired
Jokes, Polls & Anything Else / 2 hours ago Back To Top

For crying out loud just stop whining

Is there anyone in a whole wide world that can stand whining ?
I could go from zero to 300 hundred on scale of being pissed off when i hear whining. I can't imagine how will i deal with this one day when i become mother if i despise something more then whining then its spoiled bratty kids that whine.


ps: Who is biggest whiner in your life : ) how do you deal with it ?

Update: November 07, 2009.
Oh hush Steve for some crazy reason i started thinking about this : ) and i freaked out am going to be mean terrible Mommy i just know it LOL Lord where can you buy patience anyone knows : ) ?

- Asked by shygirl1979, A Sweet Sarah, Female, 26-28, Medical / Dental
Jokes, Polls & Anything Else / 2 hours ago Back To Top

Little Johnny was heard by his mother

reciting his homework: "Two plus two, the son of a bitch is four; four plus four, the son of a bitch is eight; eight plus eight, the son of a bitch."

"Johnny !" shouted his mother. "Watch your language! You're not allowed to use the swearwords." "But, Mom," replied the boy, "that's what the teacher taught us, and she said to recite it out loud till we learned it."

Next day Johnny's mother went right into the classroom to complain. "Oh, heavens !" said the teacher. "That's not what I taught them. They're supposed to say, 'Two plus two, the sum of which is four.' "

- Asked by oldman52, A Mr. Nice Guy, Male, 56-65, Sydney, Retired
Jokes, Polls & Anything Else / 2 hours ago Back To Top

A Pole, and Italian, and a Jew,

all first-time fathers, are pacing nervously in the maternity ward waiting room when a nurse rushes out of the delivery room holding a black baby.

"Is it yours?" she asks the Italian.

"Certainly not," he replies.

"Yours?" she asks the Pole, who vigorously denies paternity.

"How about you?" she asks the Jew.

"Maybe," he says glumly. "My wife burns everything."

- Asked by oldman52, A Mr. Nice Guy, Male, 56-65, Sydney, Retired
Jokes, Polls & Anything Else / 2 hours ago Back To Top

How does one cope with the modern criminal?

Modern methods.

- Asked by bluegenel, A Mr. Nice Guy, Male, 36-45, Technical
Jokes, Polls & Anything Else / 2 hours ago Back To Top

"Honey," said this husband to his wife,

"I invited a friend home for supper."

"What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!"

"Oh, I know all that."

"Then why did you invite a friend for supper?"

"Because the stupid bastards thinking about getting married."

- Asked by oldman52, A Mr. Nice Guy, Male, 56-65, Sydney, Retired
Jokes, Polls & Anything Else / 2 hours ago Back To Top

Is human life still precious to you ?

With all the bad things going on around the world resulting in many deaths, it seems like the life of an individual is not worth much these days.I cherish those around me and realize that life can be so short.

- Asked by lonelytxguy47, A Mr. Nice Guy, Male, 46-55, Dallas, Other Profession