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Jokes, Polls & Anything Else / 1 hour ago Back To Top

Cop out answers galore

Both and neither are cop out answers because the poll asked which party bears MOST of the blame.

That means if you think one party is 51% to blame and the other is 49% then the 51% party is the your answer.

While neither party is entirely to blame, both parties do not share the blame 50/50.

Why are there so many cop out people on here?

Are they afraid to say what they really feel or are they just unable to read and understand the questions?

- POP'd by A Player, Male, Who Cares?, Who Cares?

This was a CNN poll today on their website,

The question was "Which political party bears most of the blame for this recession?"

The choices were:
Republicans
Democrats
Neither
Both

I voted Both, because it's true. Politicians in general do not work for the good of the country, but my opinion is beside the point. What would you answer in this poll?

Update: November 20, 2009.
A lot of our answers were Both, but this is how the 234496 votes to the opinion poll on CNN fell: 43% Republicans, 37% Both, 16% Democrats, 4% Neither. My first impression is that people were remembering the war spending during the time the Republicans were in power and voted accordingly.

- Asked by damon8r, An Intellectual Guy, Male, 29-35, Norfolk
Jokes, Polls & Anything Else / 2 hours ago Back To Top

The Laugh of the Night.

They show dildo infomercials on Oxygen??!! LOL AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I was cracking up right now. I had the TV on and I'm sitting here at my computer and all of a sudden I hear words coming from the tv like "double penetration suction cup bong" and "curvy swirl bulb wand" and "egg vibrator" and I'm like WTF! Did I have it on Cinemax After Dark?? L O L HAHAHA! I'd never seen an infomercial like this. Anyhow, yeah I sat and watched it for a bit and it was educational lol. WOO laugh of the night.

- Asked by TheSshhmoe, An Alternative Girl, Female, 18-21, Student
Jokes, Polls & Anything Else / 2 hours ago Back To Top

I ran over a cinder block on the highway. I was in the passing lane.

It ruined my whole front end....well, it gave me an excuse to buy a brand new car, anyway...
Never saw THAT coming...

- POP'd by nightingale226, A Trendsetter, Female, Who Cares?

I ran over a bucket today on the freeway. I was in the right lane.

It merged down to two lanes and the bucket was in front of my car. I hit and it was stuck in the front of my car and I hear it coming along for the ride. So I stop into the lane where broken cars go and realse the bucket from my car. Dont think you see that on the freeway.

- Asked by twilightzone85, A Mr. Nice Guy, Male, 22-25, Milwaukee, Food Service
Jokes, Polls & Anything Else / 2 hours ago Back To Top

What do you make of people who just cut you off?

What do you make of people who just completely cut you off and won't talk to you anymore without an explanation?

- Asked by meowmeowww, A Thinker, Female, 36-45, San Francisco, Technical
Jokes, Polls & Anything Else / 2 hours ago Back To Top

Ever just have one of those days?

It started out when my boss asked me to email the photos of Kenny Loggins and Jim Messina to patrons who got their photo taken with them, and guess what? The dumb@ss who took the photos didn't put the memory card in the camera! So all those photos went to Never-Never Land!

Quittin' time came and went as I was entertaining our new Theatre Manager, which was fine, but soon the Bus. Operations Manager (ie. MY BOSS) asked if I would stay late to take pictures of the pre-show party. I 'happily' agreed.

Then I started having fun, as I knew I would, socializing with my small town co-habitants and city delegates at the "private party" before the show (I was the theatre photographer).

The caterer's wife looked a bit like a loner so I struck up a conversation with her (god was she gorgeous!). Well for the next hour (after the patrons went in to watch Chuck perform) she tagged along with me because she didn't know anyone.

Then Chuck himself (oh right, Chuck Mangione if you know who he is) came out after the show. I shook his hand and since I was the photographer, people started asking me to take their photos with Chuck. Boy was I popular when they wanted something!

Afterward he went out and signed CD's for the rest of the patrons. The caterer's wife found her way to me again and asked me if I Facebooked, and asked for me last name. I told her I did occasionally, and told my last name; she said she 'might look me up.'

We watched Mr. Chuck sign CD's and pretty soon, whoa what's that? She was leaning into me when she spoke for no obvious reason other than she was being a flirt.

It was awkward for me, considering her husband would come by to speak with her about something. God she was obvious! That made me feel a bit uncomfortable; otherwise I loved the attention!

I topped off the evening with some of the wine that did not get drunk, shot the breeze with my boss about our new manager, and came home with a small buzz.

Ever just have one of those days?

- Asked by anothergentleman, A Guy Critical, Male, 22-25, Los Angeles, Who Cares?
Jokes, Polls & Anything Else / 3 hours ago Back To Top

OK, you win.........

I have two posts on page one that are ready to turn over to page two, and both have zero responses.

Go find some other schlep to entertain your ass's tonight. I have a Fish Fry to prepare for.

- Asked by buffersclone, An Intellectual Guy, Male, 46-55, Los Angeles, Managerial
Jokes, Polls & Anything Else / 3 hours ago Back To Top

I ran over a bucket today on the freeway. I was in the right lane.

It merged down to two lanes and the bucket was in front of my car. I hit and it was stuck in the front of my car and I hear it coming along for the ride. So I stop into the lane where broken cars go and realse the bucket from my car. Dont think you see that on the freeway.

- Asked by twilightzone85, A Mr. Nice Guy, Male, 22-25, Milwaukee, Food Service
Jokes, Polls & Anything Else / 3 hours ago Back To Top

If the *Cooooooooool* people opened a Bingo parlor...

...would you bring your mother to it...

...your Grandmother...

...a date ?

If the CP can't make Bingo cooooooooool, who can ?

- Asked by buffersclone, An Intellectual Guy, Male, 46-55, Los Angeles, Managerial
Jokes, Polls & Anything Else / 3 hours ago Back To Top

Do you know what else happened on this date in time?

The GEESTER was born !

Happy, Happy Birthday to my friend !

- Asked by randyl, A Thinker, Female, 36-45, Los Angeles, Consulting
Jokes, Polls & Anything Else / 3 hours ago Back To Top

I was watching the *Prison channel* the other night...aka Lock up.

What should we do about all these Gang bangers in prison ?

Most of these incorrigibles don't seem to care if they live or die, or at least project that mind set, and they are doing nothing but killing each other while locked up.

It sounds too easy to say that they should all just be exterminated, but seriously, are these guys too far gone, and caught up in that trap that just maybe we need to reopen Devils Island ?

- Asked by buffersclone, An Intellectual Guy, Male, 46-55, Los Angeles, Managerial