Is it true: The shorter your question, the more responses you'll get?

Today is my birthday

Today, November 20, is my birthday. I'm not getting older, I'm getting better (ha ha).

Maybe I'm acting like a kid but I've always enjoyed people wishing me a happy birthday.

Anyone else having a birthday today? If so, happy birthday to my fellow scorpios.

Do you get all nervous when a police officer or a sherrif car is behind you?

I dont know why...but I always change lanes.....

Friday night plans?

what are they?

Going to try and see New Moon today! One question though if you noticed that someone went to the

movies alone and then to dinner would you think they were a loser. Honest answers please, don't worry about my feelings.

So ....................... .................

are you ready for the SNOW ????

Yes - that four letter word !!!!!

What's the first thing you think about when you wake up in the morning?

Have you visited more than 10 Countries?

I'm just wandering around.

Update: November 20, 2009.
Okay. Japan - Where else can you play Pacinco and exchange your little metal balls for toilet paper. China - True story. The Stewardess said I hope you had a gouud fright!! Thailand - Yes I fed the monkeys banana's at the zoo. Malaysia - Do you know the way to the Bird Park? Baaad Pak?? Baaad Park?? Oooooh Baaaaad Paaak. Dis Bus mr. Singapore - Remember to have a hair cut. India - Monsoonr rain in Bombay. Australia - Met the convicts (Ooops I mean relatives) Dubai - Belly dancing after some Bubbly Jubbly. Cyprus - Oooh the temples of Aphrodite. Malta - Their national dish is those small furry bunnies that breed alot. Go figure??? Europe - Germany, France, Belgium and Luxembourg in one day. Spain, Portugal, Denmark, Finland, Poland, Ireland.... Umm. The Gambia - I stroked a Croc named Charlie. South Africa - Awesome. Argentina - Biggest steak ever. Jamaica - Love, Peace, Respec Mouaaannnn. Bermuda - "Oooohhhh Are you on your hooney mooon." USA - NY imigration. "Will you stand behind the line SIR." Yikes. Canada - Bluebird wine does things to your head in the moring. I love travelling..... :)

What type of joke are forbidden on here?

I seen sexist jokes that bash women. I seen racist jokes about Polacks, Chinese, Jews, but I tried posting a black joke and it is always pulled before reaching the boards.

Am I correct to assume that all jokes are allowed except any jokes about African Americans?

Its COLD in Florida!!!I am so excited!!!

How cold is it where you live?