Ladies, why can't we put on mascara without opening our mouths?

What do you think about below?

As you know I have tons of clothes and you know the way I store them. AND NO I AM NOT GIVING ANY AWAY.

I was thinking that if I do move there is a difference of packing your clothes to move as opposed to switching back and forth twice a year. And here is what I mean: When you move you fold the clothes into boxes, then tape them up and move them to the new location and unpack slowly. However, when I was switching I would take out the out-of-season clothes and put them on the bed in the den and leave them there until I took out the in-season clothes from the den closet and put them on the bed in my bedroom and then I hung up the in season in my room and hung up the out-of-season in the den. It took a long time to do and it became a chore twice a year to the point I hated the changing of the seasons.

But I dont think my mom is going to move. This apartment is rent controlled and guaranteed if my mom moved to a smaller apartment in this building the landlord will not give her a lower rent. And I never heard on the telephone with the renting office. And she does this every time the lease is up

This question reminds me of those generic lawyer commercial's they show on TV.

You know the one's that advertise " if you or someone you love has died as a result of using Yaz birth control you should call us now!'


LOL...weird stuff!

If someone told you that they were fatally injured in an accident, what would you think?

Where has the romance gone?

Even the Martians are being affected! Is it a virus?

What does this mean?

What does it mean when a guy says, "you have child bearing hips", does that mean he's interested? By the way, this person does not want to have a family or a serious relationship right now.

I can't wait to go on a date with my pillows and sheets?

I'm so ready for bed now. Get nice and cozey and be knocked out. What about you?

What is you favorite chocolate...

dark chocolate or milk chocolate?

HOW SMART IS YOUR RIGHT FOOT?

This will boggle your mind, moreover, you may keep trying more times to see if you can outsmart your foot... you can't.

1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.

2. Now, while doing this, draw the number 6 in the air with your right hand. Your foot will change direction.

I told you so...and there's nothing you can do about it.

A married man's Ultimate Fantasy...

His son on the cover of a box of Wheaties.

His mistress in the centerfold of Playboy.

A picture of his wife on the milk carton.

Basically I want to know why British Invasion bands had two versions of their records in the 60's.

See, when it comes to music I'm a completist and for legendary albums like Led Zeppelin IV or Exile On Main Street, I sometimes like to listen to the entire album with the songs in their original context.

So lately I've been buying the albums of some of the British Invasion bands of the 60's like The Beatles, Stones, The Who, and The Kinks. For some reason back then, there were always British versions and American versions of their albums with completely different songs on each. And I want to know who thought that was a good idea, because it's friggin annoying for someone who likes to collect music and buys what they think are two different albums that duplicate songs on each. Apparently after 1970 they cut that shit out finally, but still.